Combine blood orange juice, vodka, and grenadine for a spooky cocktail ... Your Vampire’s Kiss Martini is just a few ...

STEP ONE: Chill a martini glass. STEP TWO: Disembowel a fucking goat. STEP THREE: Drain said goat for scrumptious blood. STEP FOUR: Add 1 ounce goat’s blood, 2 ounces potato vodka. STEP FIVE: Garnish ...