Humor is subjective, but perhaps a few of these one-liners will give you a ... friends laughing with some anecdotal jokes ...

Thank you for all you do, and may this be your best birthday yet. 3. Wishing you a very happy birthday and a year filled with love, adventure and prosperity. Here’s to you! 4. A one-of-a-kind ...

there’s about a 50% chance that at least two people have the same birthday. And that’s the case whether they have one of the rarest birthdays or were born during the most popular birth month.

When asked if he had any plans to celebrate his 99th birthday in December ... despite being tapped by ABC and the Television Academy as one of the show’s many celebrity presenters.

"I feel old," they reported a smiling Van Dyke saying when asked how he was doing.As for any potential plans he might have to celebrate his upcoming 99th birthday in December, the icon quipped ...