homogenized simplicity," as Ree Drummond says of her chile con queso. But we get why you might eye it suspiciously. With it's distinctively orange-yellow color, consistently creamy texture, and oddly ...

Among other humorous contrasts was a pair of Texans waxing poetic about Velveeta-based queso followed by a cut to a drab-toned non-Texan who stated, "The fact that it has real ingredients -- I ...